McWhorter's Harrowing Escape

Readers are wondering how the captured Behe video was spirited out of the Darwinista camp, and more importantly about the safety of John McWhorter. Unfortunately I am not at liberty to discuss the former, but I can say a few things about McWhorter's miraculous escape. Apparently he was being held in a maximum security Darwinista facility, but the Darwinists failed to lock the door, thinking it would lock itself.

When the Darwinists were saying their afternoon prayers to St. Charles, McWhorter was able to escape unnoticed. Only by the sheer miracle that the Darwinists have evolved to have such lax security measures was McWhorter able to reach safety. Thank Darwin for that.